Dilbert does his best to warn of the dangers of unethical SEO, telling his boss he’s an idiot in the process.

I think I’m buying the coffee mug for this one.

• I want you to use “black hat” methods to raise our website ranking on search engines
• What do you like best about that idea – the fact that it’s unethical or the near certainty of getting caught?
• That’s sort of a loserish thing to say
• Talking doesn’t work for people like me